Pete made another circuit of the room. His objects remained where he’d planted them. No footprints disturbed the flour sprinkled across the floorboards. The thermometer wouldn’t budge below a consistent 22°C.
He yanked open the door and stomped into the corridor. A trail of flour followed him down the hall.
“Hello? Who’s there? Is that a spirit?”
A voice called from the library. Melanie. The supposed psychic who called him in on the job to accompany her. Oh Bettley Hall is definitely haunted, she’d said. I felt a real presence when I went to see Lady Maude, she’d said. I’m sure we’ll have success this time, she’d said.
“No, Mel, it’s just me,” he replied.
“Oh.”
Pete pushed open the door to the library. Melanie sat cross-legged on the floor, a ouija board laid out in front of her. She sat at the northern point of a square formed along with her three assistants. The teenagers kept their black hair long and straight, and wore identical black outfits. They turned their sullen gazes towards him.
“Any luck?” he asked.
“Not as yet, although I’m still hopeful,” replied Melanie.
“I thought you said you’d felt a presence,” said Pete.
“I did. I can’t understand it, I thought we would have made contact by now. But there’s still time,” said Melanie.
“Still time,” echoed her assistants.
“It’s nearly dawn. We’ve been here for hours. Surely, if something was going to happen, it would have happened by now?”
“It’s your negative energy, that’s the problem. You’ve chased it away.”
“Oh really? Maybe I should go into exorcisms then.”
Melanie pouted. She leaned in toward the ouija board. Her assistants did the same, and they all laid their fingers on the glass.
“Would you mind leaving the room? I don’t want your negative energy blocking the spirit,” said Melanie.
Pete rolled his eyes and left the library. He walked back down the corridor to the morning room. Lady Maude claimed most incidents happened there. Disembodied voices, orbs, cold spots, floating body parts – Pete couldn’t think of a typical symptom of a haunting she hadn’t listed.
He retrieved the EMF meter from the floor under the table. He switched on his digital camera and waved the meter over it. The needle flickered, and dropped back to zero when he turned the camera off.
“So at least you’re working,” he murmured.
Pete checked his watch. Only an hour until dawn.
“Seriously, is there anybody there?” he called.
Nothing. The EMF meter remained quiet. Pete walked around the room, feeling for cold spots. He switched the camera back on and took a few aimless shots. He couldn’t see anything on the viewer but maybe something would show up on his PC.
Who am I kidding? There’s nothing here. I’m just a ghost hunter who can’t find any bloody ghosts.
The anticipation of the vigil had turned to boredom some time earlier, and Pete left the morning room again. Instead of turning left to the library, he turned right. The corridor crooked around a corner. Pete ducked under a cracked oak lintel into a narrow passage. Threadbare tapestries covered the panelled walls, and the pitted floorboards creaked beneath his boots.
Pete shivered. He guessed the passage led to the west wing, the original block of the house. Lady Maude told him the first Bettley Hall dated back to the Tudors, and the family harboured priests during Elizabeth I’s campaign to uncover Catholics. There was even a priest hole somewhere nearby.
Pete shoved his hands into his pockets. Puffs of his breath hung in the cold air. Pete wondered why Lady Maude never installed heating in this part of the castle. She could make a fortune renting it out as holiday accommodation.
The EMF meter crackled into life in his pocket. Pete pulled it out, feeling the cold nip at his fingers. The needle shot up the scale, buzzing around the upper level. Pete’s jaw dropped open.
A sharp knock made him jump. It came from the wall to his right. Pete swept the meter along the wall. The meter squealed when it reached a moth-eaten tapestry depicting a pregnant woman kneeling at an altar.
“Is there anybody there?”
“Succurro mihi.”
The disembodied voice came from behind the tapestry. Pete held out a trembling hand. He fumbled with the edge of the fabric. Plain wood panelling lay behind the wall hanging.
“Wh-wh-where are you?” called Pete.
“Hic, hac.”
An opaque figure passed through the wall into the corridor. It wore the robes of a priest. A large crucifix hung around its neck. It turned its bald head to face Pete. He looked into empty, staring eyes of the apparition, and fainted.
* * *
Fowlis Westerby pulled off his ridiculous Tudor priest disguise. He straightened his hat and moustache. The Cavalier looked down at the pitiable ghost hunter at his feet.
“I do apologise, old boy. You’re just so much easier to scare when you’re not expecting to see anything.”
The ghost strolled down the corridor towards the library. The séance would surely net him scores of Scare Points.
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Fowlis has a great sense of humor! Scare points, huh? Sounds like ghosts have to relieve boredom as well. 😀
He likes to keep busy!
I like the twist! Is good to have a hobby after you die…☺