Are you a modern gentleman who is keen to learn how to use new equipment and take advantage of our huge leaps forward in science and technology? Do you tire of those who surround you, and wish you had a way to just make them stop?
Try our brand new Instapause, the very latest in time pausing devices, brought to you by your friends at Modern Man. Simply point the Instapause at your subject, click, and that nagging wife or irritating co-worker will be paused for anywhere between three seconds and a hour!
The Instapause is cleverly designed to mimic the latest camera models, and you’ll find it easy to use. It comes with fifteen different shutter speeds, and a lifetime guarantee. So don’t delay! Buy an Instapause now, and claw back some peace and quiet!
*Small print. Do not use near reflective surfaces.
I see reflective jewelry coming into style 🙂
I’d buy some 😉
Oh, I could use that! But I suspect it would only work for 3 seconds on Mason.
Imagine all the nefarious uses one could put this to – make a rival miss her bus, pause a rich dude long enough to rifle his pockets… and if you paused a driver, would the car continue forward?
We’ll have to investigate the physics of it!
Heheh!! I can see the owners of these things getting up to more mischief than good deeds. 🙂
Yeah, it does seem a bit open to abuse, doesn’t it?
I have uses for a device like this, all perfectly legal of course. If I order now, can I get the deluxe model?
Where can I order one? LOL ^_^
Sounds like fun! *scurries off to search Amazon for Instapause*
Sounds like a fun device! I want one.
So many meta-levels in this one…. like why is it specifically marketed to men? Or is there an alternative campaign aimed at women? And what can be done to people while they’re paused?
Great version of 1950s ad copy style.